058. Comparison

I believe whoever it was who said buying these is a deathtrap for your wallet. You NEVER settle owning just ONE. Surplice Saga looks a bit sad standing next to the EX...so I feel I'm in no danger of impulse buying again for Saga, for now. But what the fuck why is Surplice Aphrodite only $49.99???!?!?!?! Saga EX hasn't even arrived in NC yet and already I'm debating whether to get Aphro just because this offer is simply so incredibly unbelievably cheap AND extremely prone to never being this low again... And then I realize compared to Aphro, I'd much rather own a Kanon to keep Saga company...but even the cheapest Kanon EX currently sells in the $300-$400 range WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY

BUT IF I GET APHRO THEN IT'S PRETTY MUCH MANDATORY THAT I GET DEATHMASK
AND IF I GET BOTH APHRO AND DEATHMASK, WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT GETTING SHURA TOO (COME ON TEAM MIDYEARS)
AND IF I GET SHURA WELL SHIT I BETTER HAVE CAMUS READY JUST FOR HIM
AND IF I HAVE BOTH SHURA AND CAMUS THEN I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK AND GET SURPLICE SAGA
AND IF I OWN THAT MANY BY THAT POINT ANYWAY, I MIGHT AS WELL ROUND IT OUT WITH SHAKA AND MU (AND SHION) FOR CHILDHOOD'S SAKE RIGHT
UGGHGHGHH

Oh and before you think GOSH JING'S A GONER WJHAT IS WRONG WITH HER, check out what a REAL fan looks like:

I'm relatively not obsessed at all. Nope. Not at all.

Alright I mean I could probably see myself getting two Sagas and one Kanon tops EVER, but still never anywhere near whatever shitfest this lady has going on with SERIOUSLY SIX Sagas and THREE Kanons???!?!?!?!!? WHAT