Random requests pt. 1

Another attempt at being more productive, from an anonymous "ITT you tell me what to briefly draw" thread. And by 'brief' I mean my usual <1hr, though most of these were done in ~30 min, with a couple closer to 15. Everything in SAI.

» Anne Frank wearing a cowboy hat riding Hitler reverse cowgirl style.

NWS image - click to view

» obama as a slave picking cotton


» A sloth with a top hat and a cane dancing on a stage


» I'll take a grizzly bear squatting 1000 pounds.


» Okay, not only is that not a grizzly bear, that is neither a squat nor is 1000 pounds a ton, but either way, I dig it.
(Alright, fine.)

» have you never seen someone do a squat though
(??? I am now confused.)

» Draw a guitar as if it were an incredibly erotic woman.
(Got lazy here and pretty much did another lavtorso.jpg that I imagine caters more towards a stereotypical male aesthetic.)

» a highway running through outer space


» George Washington's strong body odor winning the Revolutionary War.


» A winged tiger teaching her cubs how to fly.


» Oprah Winfrey riding a giraffe through a multi-colored neon background


» This with ALTERNATE POSE: on stage, rocking out with a guitar
(Not sure what's going on here, but I was pretty tired. D=)

» mr. peanuts as an alcoholic demanding another drink from the bartender
maybe saying something about how his life is a lie because he's a legume



That's all for now, folks. SO HARD TO KEEP UP ONCE THESE THINGS START ROLLING

Amber

When this amber colored dream of so many years
Comes to it's end, will I awake the real me?

The light goes out and the stage goes dark..

Gödel’s incompleteness theorems

Sauce

'It is not strictly science, but rather a very interesting set of mathematical theorems about logic and the philosophy that is definitely relevant to science as a whole. Proven in 1931 by Kurt Gödel, these theories say that with any given set of logical rules, except for the most simple, there will always be statements that are undecidable, meaning that they cannot be proven or disproven due to the inevitable self-referential nature of any logical systems that is even remotely complicated. This is thought to indicate that there is no grand mathematical system capable of proving or disproving all statements. An undecidable statement can be thought of as a mathematical form of a statement like “I always lie.” Because the statement makes reference to the language being used to describe it, it cannot be known whether the statement is true or not. However, an undecidable statement does not need to be explicitly self-referential to be undecidable. The main conclusion of Gödel’s incompleteness theorems is that all logical systems will have statements that cannot be proven or disproven; therefore, all logical systems must be “incomplete.”

'The philosophical implications of these theorems are widespread. The set suggests that in physics, a “theory of everything” may be impossible, as no set of rules can explain every possible event or outcome. It also indicates that logically, “proof” is a weaker concept than “true”; such a concept is unsettling for scientists because it means there will always be things that, despite being true, cannot be proven to be true. Since this set of theorems also applies to computers, it also means that our own minds are incomplete and that there are some ideas we can never know, including whether our own minds are consistent (i.e. our reasoning contains no incorrect contradictions). This is because the second of Gödel’s incompleteness theorems states that no consistent system can prove its own consistency, meaning that no sane mind can prove its own sanity. Also, since that same law states that any system able to prove its consistency to itself must be inconsistent, any mind that believes it can prove its own sanity is, therefore, insane.'

Real actual conversation #405

Circa 2002.

Tina: That's the cheesiest thing I've heard.
Jing: What does "cheesy" mean?
Tina: Lame.
Jing: What does "lame" mean?
Tina: Cheesy.
Jing: And "cheesy" means...
Tina: Lame.



(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

What is a man?

A miserable little pile of insecurities, laced with the belief that he alone can see and feel, that he alone is righteous and wise. Tinted with various degrees of a wish for validation by fellow man.

It's just the tiniest bit fucked up that all of life's most excruciating problems can be simplified down to these:

1. WAAAAAH WAAAAH HE DOESN'T LOVE ME
2. WAAAAAH WAAAAH SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME
3. WAAAAAH WAAAAH HE/SHE/THEY DON'T LIKE ME/APPRECIATE ME FOR WHAT I DO/WHO I AM


I'm allowing myself the guilty pleasure of making generalizations
just this once.

Stuff I forgot I drew

Why, I'm more active than I thought!


A dream note to remember. I am the darkness cockblocking the storm from reaching other white fluffy chicks. Yet, black is part of the storm.

No lie about "everything."

ANALOGY TIEM

VULGAR : Wtd. :: UROBOROS : Dum Spiro Spero
ಠ_________ಠ

Unrelatedly, happy birthday Aldy.