Tuesday, June 06, 2006

THEY'RE FUCKING TURDS, YOU SAUSAGE

*************: AIM or email @ yahoo, gmail, bluebottle, myway... You choose.

But by god...do talk to me, please? Goodness, mister, you be driving me up and down trees. I'm out of ideas on what else to do before the year ends; it's rather difficult to approach you at school and look natural doing it since you're so deathly/mythically/alluringly/whatnotly/quiet. Quite a shame that at this rate I may never get to know you, no? So please excuse the strangeness of the request this note puts forth... I hope you are not too into turning down secret (or maybe not-so-secret) admirers/stalkers on the spot.
Happy homeroom-day.


^ Another one of Jing's horribly horrible&cheesy HR-note ideas farting out of her noggin. Jaises, I don't even need people laughing at me to confirm the knowledge that I should probably be slapping myself silly for even thinking this stuff.

But seriously, I don't believe this. Mr. Prince of Persia seems to be apparently disabling my brain almost as severely as Brother W ever did...if not even more severely. I must be really driven to the end of the desperation spectrum this time; this is absolutely vain and disgusting even to myself now that I think about it in retrospect. What sort of turdy-sausage is this, anyway? Truth be told, I actually don't quite know how to react to this latest obsession myself... Things have been quite odd.

The only worry here is the way Chet has been acting up, launching accusations such as I'm "throwing him over for an improved version" of himself... This is rather a big inconvinience, as there are issues behind Mr. PoP Prince that only Chet will understand and only to him I can rant about. Sausages: serious business.

Speaking of which, 4chan is apparently down once more. Ohoho...*salute* =_=

EDIT: 4chan is back. Not dead yet! =O

15 comments:

tofu said...

LOL. WTF. THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE HIM!
AND MY PIC DOESN"T LOOK GAY.

Oh my, worse obsession than W? This is going to be very very scary.
._.
I await the drama.
XD

c.c. said...

Wait, wait. Who said I'm ready to let go of W yet? @_@ It may be true that I no longer feel as attached...but that's because I havent' had serious contact with him for a whole year now. Depending on the program next year, things may change again...but do know that Jing is still sticking with that KEEPING HIM KIDNAPPED AND DRUGGED AND HIDDEN IN A BASEMENT plan. >O

I hope there wont' be TOO much drama... Jing still doesn't quite know just how recovered her nerves are from all that JaPh mess a couple months back.

LuckyBun said...

When you said Mr. PoP, I thought of Michael Jackson...

Anyway, IT'S TURD, YOUR FUCKING SAUSAGE! I've been cursing in all my posts >_>, I should cut it down, or keep it as some kind of tradition.

lol, wontons.

Lurker said...

4chan is down? WRRYYYYY!!?

Ah yes, I remember my encounter with that game, I never actually got to play but the graphics seemed pretty nice. Some parts seemed annoying however...and I realize your post had little to do with the game itself...but...

Sausages. Serious Business D:<

Perhaps a more direct approach is in order...more direct than even a note I mean..not that I know how to go about this..

c.c. said...

Ookay Hyo, I fixed that just for you. =P And do REMEMBER to use your ears and memory tomorrow! Hai hai! >O

Indeed, direct face-to-face is always the preferable option...yet it's always the hardest to make happen. Especially with this specific specimen here, things will be near impossible given his nature. @_@

What the boob? Is it just me or do all the targets I "pick out and pursue" just so HAPPEN to be especially difficult peoples to deal with, even in general? =_=;;

rora said...

OMFG. WE'RE GETTING INVADED BY TEH /b/TARDS.

How to ate sausage? D:

rora said...

Okay, I totally didn't do that.
And Jing, I'll give ya a pat on the back. Yeah.

c.c. said...

rora, it's HOW DO I ATE SAUSAGE. XD;
"I". Very important.

LuckyBun said...

Now it sounds like Prince...as in The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

Meh. :D

jimi said...

omg.....prince of persia...... bwahahahahaha.

"Jing is still sticking with that KEEPING HIM KIDNAPPED AND DRUGGED AND HIDDEN IN A BASEMENT plan" omgwtfbbq? Jing is a date-rapist? Remind me to never sell you roofies if you ask...... xDDDD

jimi said...

and nothing is worse than maggie's obsession with phil so BLARGHHHHH!

c.c. said...

A MASTER (PLAN) IS OUT

...Ahem. V_v; Jimmyn, please. Everyone knows Jing doesn't have the urge to rape anyone. >_>

Lurker said...

What the?- xD;
That guy in the master plan reminds me more of Chet than anything else >>;;;

tofu said...

WHAT. YOU LIE JIMMYN.

Huhhh...no one ever said you were letting go of W. I just mean that you have another stalkee to add to your list of stalkees...lolll....

Actually, Prince of Persia was pretty entertaining. I remember playing it in...6th grade? Hahahaa...don't remember. It was on the computer. There was a lot of booby traps and such and when you died, there was blood and stuff. And bloody spikes. =D
I don't think I'm talking about the one Jingy posted though...

c.c. said...

Oh yeah...I played that oldschool PC Prince of Persia thing, too, when I was in fifth grade in Mexico. XD The one I was talking about here was released on PS2 in 2003. It's 3D and as rezu mentioned, has awesome graphics. The music was quite amazing as well; I have them all my comp. 8D

And how often must I repeat myself, that I don't really STALKSTALK people? -__-; Being eager to find out more about someone is quite different from stalking him.