Hoo Liv Ear

I wrote this in 7th grade.

There once was an old house with a broken door and creaky windows called The Horror. Three demons lived in that house. Their names were Smelly, Scary and Sweet. They had sharp teeth, long ears, big horns and large bat-like wings. The only way to tell them apart was to see if their name matches their characteristics. They love to do the Macarena because they like to impress other demons but the only demons that were alive were… them! Soon, they got tired of impressing each other and seeing who could sing the song AND do the Macarena at the same time. The demonic trio decided to teach someone else the Macarena and impress them by showing tricky moves the demons made themselves. It was a very confusing idea but they couldn’t think of anything else to do so Smelly, Scary and Sweet went to the nearest human town and taught the mayor how to do the Macarena! After the Mayor had learned this incredible dance, he decided to teach his wife and children this wonderful dance. After 2 weeks, everyone in the town knew how to do the Macarena! Smelly said that it was time to show the town their wacky Macarena moves and try to impress them. The other demons thought this was a good idea so they flew to town and called everyone outside. Sweet took out her boom box and played the Macarena song. Scary started to dance first and then the other demons joined in. The people of the town was very amazed and started to dance the demon’s tricky Macarena moves. The whole town, including the three demons had so much fun! After the song had ended, the mayor decided that every Friday, the town would dance and do the Macarena all night in the Town Triangle! Everyone agreed and so the demons and the humans did the Macarena every Friday and had a great time! Even if the story was a bit weird and a bit puzzling, this story taught you a very valuable lesson! Do not do the Macarena with demons!

Can someone honestly read this and say I wasn't on crack?

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